When you commit a crime, it is your duty to arrest yourself. This handy form will assist you in this. I have included this here in case you are a criminal and want to do the right thing. Plus, it's just plain strange.
Repeat after me:..."I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time..."
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